The Fox List: 2014

Greetings, one and all! Can you believe that this is the 10th annual Fox List????? I can't. I think it was Winston Churchill who said "Time flies when you're scouring the internet for pictures of hot dudes." And it is with a heavy heart that I announce that this will be the final installment of this yearly ranking of the hottest hotties. Not to quote Churchill too much in one paragraph, but I think he also was the one who said "I'm getting too old for this shit." So turn on the Dawson's Creek theme song, strap on your tear-catchers and feast your eyes on the final ten dishes.


10. Jason Carter and Shawn Morales, AKA the Pit Crew

God bless these two men for performing their duties as RuPaul's Drag Race's servile hotties with such aplomb. There's no costume too ridiculous and no pair of Andrew Christian underpants too revealing for these studs, and for that we salute them.


9. John Cho

It is a testament to how attractive this man is that I could even consider putting him on this list after seeing that gross thing they did to his neck on Sleepy Hollow (You know the thing I mean; or if you don't, go watch that show what are you waiting for???). And yet, here he is, in all his glory.


8. Adam Scott

What can I say about Mr. Scott that hasn't already been said? We all know he's adorable and funny and plays the best TV boyfriend and looks great in a Letters to Cleo t-shirt. So let's just sit back and enjoy the view.


7. Ewan McGregor

If you travel back through the annals of Fox List history, you'll find that my taste in men has shifted quite a bit since its inception. Mr. McGregor is the one person from my very first Fox List who has stood the test of time, and in fact has seemed to only improve with age. Asshole.


6. Jake Johnson

If you watch New Girl, you understand the glory that is this man's face. If you don't, what are you stupid? Go watch it.


5. Sam Rockwell

Fox List devotees should be used to seeing Sam Rockwell in this space. And that's because he's just the best! I know this is a kind of weird picture of him but HELLO there's a cat, of course I had to choose it.


4. Benedict Cumberbatch

Sorry, Rose.



3. Tom Mison

Remember when I said "Go watch Sleepy Hollow" back when we were talking about John Cho? Seriously. GO WATCH IT. Also Lost in Austen, which is incredibly stupid but in an extremely enjoyable way.


2. Idris Elba

Dude is hot, full stop. Even being in a piece of hilarious garbage like Obsessed cannot dull the sparkle of his attractiveness.


1. Chiwetel Ejiofor

He made his first appearance on this list back in 2008, and it seems the world has finally caught up! He's probably going to lose the Oscar to Magic Mike's sleazy boss, but if there's one place he can always count on being #1, it's here.